The Sacramentans. "Well! As I live and breathe! Identical twins!"

The Sacramentans. "Hello, young man… I represent the Ajax Book of Facts… Is your mother in?"

The Sacramentans. "Hello, Fred… Got something new?"

The Sacramentans. "Did you see my busted flashlight, Mom?"

The Sacramentans. "This morning, I want you all to write a composition entitled: 'WHAT I WOULD DO IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS'"

The Sacramentans. "Blooper, did you ever think you might like to have a new little baby brother or sister?"

The Sacramentans. "You'll love this picnic, Blooper - I make all my meals from natural food grown right here in the Sacramento Valley"

The Sacramentans. "Come on, Everett… Please take another bite!"

The Sacramentans. "What's up, Blooper? You look like you almost got hit by a freight train!!"