Nope, this isn't working... Let's spice up the story a bit... Add a few girls... Put some sharks in the water...

The Honor of the Country in Danger

Why our cities are badly governed

A Lost Argument

Reagan provides both sides of the arguement

Franklin Street Bridge Dedication

She's been sent here temporarily while Clinton decides on a policy...

By the dawn's early light

...and voters' mad glares the bombast in the air...

Protection!!

The Great American Eagle will be in his element

When do we stop huddling and start breathing free?'

Desecration!