Sappo. "Woman, you can't use a rolling pin on Henry Squits and make him like it" / Thimble Theatre. "Do you mean to say that after you drink a certain amount of our joy-producing mineral water that it will cause whiskers to grow on the end of your nose all of a sudden"

Sappo. "The title of this wonderful piece of futuristic art is 'Bullfrog on toadstool' by Mrs. Sappo" / Thimble Theatre. "Nothing but sand, cacti, bones and silly lookin' rocks - and not a drop to drink"

Sappo. "Here's the situation" / Thimble Theatre. "Ham, are you feeling as low as I am?"

Sappo. "Mr. Squits I am going to marry Mrs. Sappo" / Thimble Theatre. "The chief has loosened up and allowed Castor to drink laughing water with him"

Sappo. "I'll hide this dummy of myself here among the rocks then I'll go call Myrtle" / Thimble Theatre. "Say, Bozo, you only got one leg ain'tcha?"

Sappo. "So you've got a job selling hair grower" / Thimble Theatre. "Go on, Snits— don't wait for me, I'm not coming"

Sappo. "Everything is fine now" / Thimble Theatre. "The effect of that laughing water has worn off"

Sappo. "There he is— still hanging around" / Thimble Theatre. "We ought to quit this business"

Sappo. "To-night I will teach Myrtle the lesson of her life" / Thimble Theatre. "Castor and Ham cashed their gold and went into business at 'Whoopee Gulch'"