When I was little, I'd dream of climbing on top of the house and touching the clouds. Touching you has the same magic...

It's Spuds McFrenzy- The party potato!...

I got a job in the Product Glorification Industry!...

Every year, 'Sports Illuminated' makes a 15 minute commercial and shows it about 5 times an hour thoughout the holidays...

Hey, Eyebeam- Does it look to you like that child is contemplating the paradox of time?...

Eyebeam

Oh God I'll never get this done...

Hello Sally- This is Eyebeam... How are you doing?...

Cold War

Lucky thing my breath was all mediciny!

You know what sexual attraction to the mother is called? Oedipal...

...Oh I get it! Psychology major, huh?... What's your dad gonna think?...

Eyebeam, when your girlfriend makes a funny, you're supposed to laugh...

Hello, Amy? Ratliff McNubb here, I'll get right to the point. You really turn me on…

Do you think I'm starting to look older?...

...Oops- I guess I grabbed the wrong suit this morning.

Ratliff- Your room is not fit for human habitation...

Your girlfriend is here. She's waiting in the lobby…

We all have experiences that are not 'real'...

5 P.M.- Time for the switch from coffee to beer...

...Hey, it worked! My stubborn willpower overcame my imagination! Way to go team!...

...I hope that thing's plastic. No real plants allowed here.

...But if we were to allow live plants in our offices, some of our clients might get the wrong idea...-That we're dangerously liberal conservatives...

These magazines provide a great service to humankind. They set a standard towards which all women can strive...

Pardon me, but are you going to finish that coffee?...

...I know the Smith case doesn't look too good, Beam- But we don't need to resort to prayer quite yet...

Creatures on a hotdog. Hotdogs in the sky.