The Sacramentans. "What does that mean?"

The Sacramentans. "WELL! Who do we have here - shoeless Joe Jackson or a Lodi grape-treader?!"

The Sacramentans. "I'll bet you're carrying that umbrella just in case we run into a masher..."

The Sacramentans. "What a beautiful day and what a joy to see all the little shavers romping in the park!"

The Sacramentans. "Tomorrow is Joey's birthday and I can't think of a suitable gift to get for him… I've been all over Sacramento!!"

The Sacramentans. "Where are the kids?"

The Sacramentans. "Courage, men! There's a sail on the horizon! It looks like the good ships, Delta King!! Batten down the poop deck, you swabs … The barometer is falling!!"

The Sacramentans. "Pop, will you tell me a story about the Gold Rush days?"

The Sacramentans. "Hello, Amy… Would you mind looking after Blooper for an hour or two?... I have to go Camellia Festival meeting… Fine, I'll bring him right over…"

The Sacramentans. "There isn't any licorice left, if that's what you are looking for!"

The Sacramentans. "Pop, Joey's on the phone and he wants me to come over to his house…"

The Sacramentans. "Great start, Blooper! He didn't lay a glove on you!"

The Sacramentans. "Greetings, music lover! I have in my left hand an ocarina… Sometimes vulgarly referred to as a 'SWEET POTATO'!"

The Sacramentans. "What's the meaning of all these birds?!"

The Sacramentans. "Get inside, you kids, if you want to see today's newscast… It's just beginning"

The Sacramentans. "Good heavens! Here's a perfectly good ball of cord… But how did it get so knotted up?!"

The Sacramentans. "I'd like to see some snappy linoleum, sir"

The Sacramentans. "Then Dr. Dingleberry went blind while performing the operation and Dr. Tosspot took over the scalpel but he had been drinking and…"

The Sacramentans. "What a MESS! What are you doing?!"