Supermarket of Religion!

Hey, Eyebeam- Does it look to you like that child is contemplating the paradox of time?...

Every year, 'Sports Illuminated' makes a 15 minute commercial and shows it about 5 times an hour thoughout the holidays...

I got a job in the Product Glorification Industry!...

It's Spuds McFrenzy- The party potato!...

When I was little, I'd dream of climbing on top of the house and touching the clouds. Touching you has the same magic...

What do you mean I have 'Male Answer Syndrome'?...

The Road to Rana Pooma/Purna

A Shroud For Waldo

[top secret]

The Pajama Diaries. "What're you doing?"

Bring on a Miscarriage

New Year

TV or not TV...?

Cap Stubbs and Tippie. "Aw, cut it out!"

Rest Rooms

Kid Stuff

Little Kimbo in Pinkoland

He Said What?

The Pajama Diaries. "... and then, in the middle of the meeting, her breast pump bag opened..."

A Man of Influence

The Pajama Diaries. "Remember that wonderful fantasy I had about running a business from home?"

Retribution

Gimmick the Magician

Talking Heads

Sylvia

Luther. "There are too many protest groups!"

Dickie Dare

Mickey Finn

Robotman

Dick Tracy. "You mean, the thief posing as Sam wasn't wearing make-up?"

The Small Society. "Hoo-boy! Nothing stimulates an interest in foreign oil…"

Friday Foster

Officer Crust

My New Caricatures

Bloom County. "Hi, Mr. Jones"

Abernathy

Brenda Starr. "The worst she can do is give me back my fake mink…"

Rottweiller du Jour(nalists)

Guindon. "…Here's another one, 'knock, knock…'"

Ernie. "So! He iss not a very pretty baby!"

Dick Tracy. "But, lady, our records show your milk was delivered as usual"

Out Our Way

Sylvia

Peanuts. "I heard the teacher, sir…"

The Spirit

Pogo. "An' they rips off hunks of property"

Ella Cinders

See here, madam- who d'you think you're shovin'?

General Poop

Dr. Kildare

Wayout

Thorn. "So, what brings YOU here, Ted?"

Cap Stubbs and Tippie. "--You tell th' children you can't go out an' play because you have to--"

Clout Street

Thorn. "DRAGON! What's wrong? Why'd you call us out here?"

Judge Rummy

Kerry Drake

Blondie. "Blondie's not home yet--I'll cook the supper while we're waiting for her"

Thorn. "What's going on here?"

Pogo. "An important meeting deserves a good cigar"

Sylvia

Ching Chow

Life in Purgatory

The Virtue of Vera Valiant

A Tale of the Jungle Imps

Beetle Bailey. "Let's see … how do I want my eggs this morning?"

Closer than we think!

Heart of Juliet Jones

The Pajama Diaries. The new and improved parents' glossary of terms.

Li'l Abner. "AN ISLAND IN THE PACIFIC: the secret headquarters of the SPY system of a foreign power"

Ernie. "The guy who invented New Years should a been SHOT"

Pogo. The Big Comickal Book Business

Father and Son

Mutts

Apartment 3-G

The Small Society. "Hoo-boy! Old age is when you finally know most of the answers…"

The Small Society. "You really miss Roosevelt, don't you, dear"

Nancy. "Some mean boys threw snowballs at me"

Sylvia

[Gertie]

Sylvia

Sylvia

The Small Society. "Hoo boy! The only thing we can be sure of in this world…"

Guindon. "I gave you a coupon good toward your next tattoo"

Dream of the Rarebit Fiend. "Where did you say we were to meet them, Miss Cherry?"

Big Sister. "I'm winded, Buddy! I can't go on!"

Pogo

Big Ben Bolt

Comic Lovers 5

Sylvia

Guindon. "He's throwing it away"

Sylvia

Mighty Mouse in the Mysterious Prince

Big Sister. "Looks like we shook off that Lafe Dinkle, Buddy--"

Kerry Drake

In Giant Eyes

Li'l Abner. "So YO' is unbearable!"

Red and Rover