Li'l Abner. "Gulp!! ('ah has bin nabbed by th' worst relation in all creation!')"
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Li'l Abner. "Ladies!! I could not help but overhear you discuss dot young chentlemen, Ronald Lovelace!!"
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Li'l Abner. "Li'l Abner said ah'd be passin' up a fine proppy-zishun ef ah didn't ax yo' t' marry me-so, how 'bout it?"
5 of 10
Li'l Abner. "LOOK! - IT'S MAMMY!"
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Li'l Abner. "An' fo' a triflin' sum ah kin fix yo' up with powder, paint, false eyelashes, a blonde wig an' a new dress"
7 of 10
Li'l Abner. "Ah kissed him, an' then ah said - 'ef yo' don't tell me who yo' had a date wif, th' night Nosey Mcblabber was murdered - AH'LL NEVAH KISS YO' AGIN!!'"
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Li'l Abner. "Thar go Adam Lazonga, into 'th' great mists' beyond which lies thet island whar th' big, bootiful, brawny gals lives!!"