My goodness! What have you been doin' with these claws?

Ill drink to that!

The enigmatic smile of this old master distinguishes it from that other National Treasure, the Bonar Lisa.

Understand they also get a full pound of butter...each!

Forward, I say forward march...!

Another casualty

A traveling mans wardrobe

Overeating listed as treason in Reich

These days...arm twistin is out of style.

Must be tough, Sarge, to defend freedom on a cold picket line back home!

Thish bootiful, (burp) sociation (hic) pal.

Its simple...a snip here, a slah there...but I may need a little help...

It falleth as the gentle rain from heaven

I Want You To Fight In Cuba

Persian Gulf Mementos

Commrad--its taking on a new shape!

All together now!

Light at the beginning of the tunnel

Its a new kind of Buffalo nickel

The US Government regrets to inform you that the great society was seriously injured

What good will it accomplish?

Hes a warhawks warhawk

Now that Ive been acquited I want to reassure everyone that I will not rest until I find the real perjuror!

Fellow Jihadists!

How can I sleep knowing Winona Ryder is on the loose out there...

You heard me...He wants to see his adoption recods...

Jehovah, give me strength

Mommy...does George Bush ever visit America?

Wonder when theyll open that route?

Wait - weve decided to do a little more research

If people start coming home from the Persian Gulf in body bags, you can bet Americans wont put up with it....

The congestion at this airport is getting ridiculous!

Basically, what it boils down to is a major distribution problem...

Alice in Plunderland

Now, heres my plan...

Whose side are you on?

My, what big black bushy eyebrows you have, Santa

On the first day of school'.

At Last Our Flag Has Been Saluted

Yes I agree...only minor surgery needed. Well start by amputating the head...

Im worried Linda. The papers seem to think Im the one thats attracting these flies...

Look! The emperor isnt wearing a condom!

If you believe you cant get AIDS because

Thats my chicken little screen saver

O.K., so who called for the ambulance?...

No theres no forwarding address

Thoughts of Chairman Maos widow.

Whats it gonna be - you gonna sit there until next season or are you gonna re-join the human race?

Thatll teach you to screw around with the Memphis Police Department!