...But if we were to allow live plants in our offices, some of our clients might get the wrong idea...-That we're dangerously liberal conservatives...

...I hope that thing's plastic. No real plants allowed here.

...Hey, it worked! My stubborn willpower overcame my imagination! Way to go team!...

5 P.M.- Time for the switch from coffee to beer...

We all have experiences that are not 'real'...