The Sacramentans. "Hey, kid! You're supposed to throw the paper on the porch… NOT in the shrubbery!"
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The Sacramentans. "What does that mean?"
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The Sacramentans. "WELL! Who do we have here - shoeless Joe Jackson or a Lodi grape-treader?!"
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The Sacramentans. "I'll bet you're carrying that umbrella just in case we run into a masher..."
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The Sacramentans. "What a beautiful day and what a joy to see all the little shavers romping in the park!"
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The Sacramentans. "Tomorrow is Joey's birthday and I can't think of a suitable gift to get for him… I've been all over Sacramento!!"
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The Sacramentans. "Where are the kids?"
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The Sacramentans. "Courage, men! There's a sail on the horizon! It looks like the good ships, Delta King!! Batten down the poop deck, you swabs … The barometer is falling!!"
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The Sacramentans. "Pop, will you tell me a story about the Gold Rush days?"
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The Sacramentans. "Hello, Amy… Would you mind looking after Blooper for an hour or two?... I have to go Camellia Festival meeting… Fine, I'll bring him right over…"
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The Sacramentans. "There isn't any licorice left, if that's what you are looking for!"
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The Sacramentans. "Pop, Joey's on the phone and he wants me to come over to his house…"
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The Sacramentans. "Great start, Blooper! He didn't lay a glove on you!"
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The Sacramentans. "Greetings, music lover! I have in my left hand an ocarina… Sometimes vulgarly referred to as a 'SWEET POTATO'!"
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The Sacramentans. "What's the meaning of all these birds?!"
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The Sacramentans. "Get inside, you kids, if you want to see today's newscast… It's just beginning"
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The Sacramentans. "Good heavens! Here's a perfectly good ball of cord… But how did it get so knotted up?!"
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The Sacramentans. "I'd like to see some snappy linoleum, sir"
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The Sacramentans. "Then Dr. Dingleberry went blind while performing the operation and Dr. Tosspot took over the scalpel but he had been drinking and…"
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The Sacramentans. "What a MESS! What are you doing?!"
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The Sacramentans. "Hold it, you kids! ... No football until AFTER the dishes are washed!"
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The Sacramentans. "How ya coming, Bloop?"
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The Sacramentans. "Going fishing, Blooper?"
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The Sacramentans. "Pesky mosquito!"
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The Sacramentans. "I am returning the composition papers you wrote last Friday, children ... Your grades are marked at the top."
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The Sacramentans. "I'm sorry, young man, but I don't believe your collateral is sufficient to justify a loan of $1.35 until Friday!"
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The Sacramentans. "Hi, Bloop... What are you up to?"
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The Sacramentans. "Good morning, Mrs. Chapman... I'm your new newspaper carrier salesman... Blooper is my name and service is my game!!"
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The Sacramentans. "BLOOPER!"
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The Sacramentans. "Here's th' fight you've all been waiting for, friends… Joey Jackson versus Biff Brogan!!"
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The Sacramentans. "Good afternoon, Ma'am… I represent the 'Sports World' magazine - We're conducting a sports survey in Sacramento and I wonder if you'd mind answering a few questions…"
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The Sacramentans. "What's up, Blooper? You look like you almost got hit by a freight train!!"
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The Sacramentans, "Hi, Mr. Horace! How's your appetite, today?"
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The Sacramentans. "If Hugo can hang by his heels for just two more minutes he'll have set a WORLD'S RECORD!"
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The Sacramentans. "WOW! You didn't even get ONE 'A' on your report card … All 'C's!"
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The Sacramentans. "What's the meaning of all these birds?!"
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The Sacramentans. "Hi, Mom!"
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The Sacramentans. "WOW! What a talent!"
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The Sacramentans. "There goes the richest man in Sacramento - He's really got it made!"
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The Sacramentans. "Did you see my busted flashlight, Mom?"
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The Sacramentans. "You'll love this picnic, Blooper - I make all my meals from natural food grown right here in the Sacramento Valley"
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The Sacramentans. "This morning, I want you all to write a composition entitled: 'WHAT I WOULD DO IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS'"
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The Sacramentans. "Hello, Fred… Got something new?"
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The Sacramentans. "Well! As I live and breathe! Identical twins!"
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The Sacramentans. "Come on, Everett… Please take another bite!"
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The Sacramentans. "Blooper! You're just the person I've been looking for…"
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The Sacramentans. "Blooper, did you ever think you might like to have a new little baby brother or sister?"
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The Sacramentans. "I expect a big year in 1974 so I'd better start lining up some extra help!"
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The Sacramentans. "There isn't any licorice left, if that's what you are looking for!"
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The Sacramentans. "No more excuses, young man! I want you to take your bath instantly - if not sooner!"
