By far the most confusing thing about the rules made by the grown ups was that while they supposedly were for everybody, they were obviously just for the kids and not for the grown ups at all...
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Remember the first time you were taken to a restaurant which didn't serve food that you liked..."
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Read Sam's Strip. Compare with brand x comic and prove to yourself Sam is best.
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Remember how sometimes things got so bad that it seemed absolutely anything else would be an improvement...
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...What are you doing with the strip upside down, Sam?
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Do you remember wondering why they never showed the really good movies at your neighborhood theater..."