Development of the Yuppie Social Conscience

That's his third par. Let's ditch the commie and hit the clubhouse... I'll buy...

It's beautiful! What makes it go?

Truth

Nope, this isn't working... Let's spice up the story a bit... Add a few girls... Put some sharks in the water...

[washington wearing gas mask]

I feel like a piece of trash. I feel dirty. I feel used.

He's just my Bill, an ordinary guy...

The Shadow and The Image

Sorry about that

What Bob really means...

You build a dummy, they'll come

His Own Worst Enemy

The Source of the Grand Jury Leaks

Lincoln's Bed

And now, Dan, on January 19th, I'll resign... You'll be sworn in and grant me a pardon, too!

Clan na Gael headquarters

It's a buckeye tree...

I had to walk five miles to and from school in the snow.

"This is our son... He's working full time on finding a full-time job"

Benefits of Power Failure...

Black is the presence of all colors

O that I were as great as my grief, or lesser than my name!...

Why would anyone want to be the president of the united states?...

This will never work. I Google, you Yahoo.

The Big Ten

Back to School for America

[Beijing Olympics]

Disasters

[broker jumping out of window onto trampoline]

[ironwoman]

The real reason the swallows return to Capistrano each March...

...Okay, but it will cost you $450,000.

Like, Dude, Do you realize that between the two of us, we could open our own 18-hole golf course!

[bear with investor's head mounted in living room]

I lost my job because people are getting their babies off the internet now.

I'd like to disassociate myself from the remarks of my companions, miss.

"Chained to Appetite"

"Stop Professor, You are Going a little too Far"

The Next Pardon in the Reform Farce

"The Finest" (Brutes) in the World

After a nuclear holocaust

[CARTOONING AIDS AROUND THE WORLD title and introduction]

[Reagan riding horse with nicaragua aid]

...Louise died because she couldn't afford her medicine. I'll come if somebody can lend me a kidney.

By setting a time limit, you're guarenteeing my defeat.

Meet the Author Liz Ray

...Been watching 'Shogun' have you Mr. Westbrook...?

Do you ever get the feeling you may have had a previous life style?