Gordo's 1969 Gagmanac

Gordo. "I didn't know you smoked!"

Gordo. "Eureka!"

Gordo. "A hen doesn't have to be wet. Dry ones get mad, too!"

Gordo. "A well-edited cage lining is the sine qua non of the well-informed bird."

Gordo. "C'mon, hurry! I love Tito's bashes!"

Gordo. "Noah! Where are you now that we need you?"

Gordo. "Children! Siesta time!"

Gordo. "Wook, Misty Lopez! For catchin' birdies, pepper on dey heads is better'n salt on dey tails!"

Gordo. "No volunteers for Earth? Then I'll have to order some of you there! Sorry!"

Gordo. "Whew I need a postage meter!"

Gordo. "Here we are! Back where we started!"

Gordo. "Just drop the cartridge in --- ---that's it!"

Gordo. "Quit bathing!"

Luther. "My big brother got hit by a car!"

Luther. "Did you hear all that noise last night, Mary Frances?"

Luther. "Racist?"

Blondie. "On my way home from work a black cat walked out in front of me"

Blondie. "I'm so mad at Herb, I can't sleep!"

Blondie. "Hello-hello - - what's going on there?"

Blondie. "Will you accept this C.O.D package for the Woodleys? They're not at home"

Blondie. "Blondie - - why are you crying like that?"

Blondie. "Dagwood, come quick! Something's going on over at the Woodley's house"

Mopsy [Sunday]

Squinky

Big-Time Blues Featuring Bonko Beans & Chapter: 2 Bonko Beans Meets the Greek

Forgotten Godzz

Duck Crazy

[bear comic strips]

[various cutout comics]

Hungry Chuck Biscuits

I tell you pacifism as a broad policy is unrealistic...

Cap Stubbs and Tippie. "Gran'ma— a kid at our school told me he got ev'rything he wanted fer Chris'mas but a sweater"

A buyer's coming to look at the car...

...What are you doing with the strip upside down, Sam?

Read Sam's Strip. Compare with brand x comic and prove to yourself Sam is best.

[top secret]

Blondie. "Give me a chocolate bar"

Boots

Puck: The Comic Weekly, section 2, p.3

The Good Old Days

Short ribs

Johnny Hazard

Steve Canyon. "Miss Calhoon, gentlemen, the politico-military game is played in this manner"

Big Sister. "Keep close behind me, Donnie!"

Alley Oop. "Whatcha doin'?"

The Small Society. "I see where we put another 357 million dollars into Upper Tzedakah"

Henry

Kerry Drake

Prince Valiant In the Days of King Arthur. Our story: Prince Arn descends the secret stairway carefully, the wooden door at the bottom crumbles in his hand and a kick breaks the rusted lock on the iron grill

Pogo. "Well, ol' Beauregard made a HIGH-TONED campaign speech for the Fourth---"

Luther. "How did you do on the test, Luther?"

Forbidden Fruit

Dick Tracy. "Moon Maid, Junior!"

Beetle Bailey. "BEETLE! Are you loafing again?!"

Out Our Way

Wee Women

Dick Tracy. "The wigmaker died from suffocation"

Prince Valiant. Our story: Prince Valiant returns to his growing family, so calm, so strong and confident, a pillar of strength for Aleta to lean upon

Smilin' Jack

The Small Society. "Hoo-boy! What a federal budget!"

Cap Stubbs and Tippie. "Too early to eat dinner!"

Tippie and "Cap" Stubbs. "Humph!!! I know where i can get a better dinner than THAT"

Poor Arnold's Almanac

The Big Laugh

The Small Society. "But WHY are we in Vietnam, dear?"

Hi and Lois

Miss Peach

Dick Tracy. "Diet Smith's purchasing office says his Moon Commissary is supplied by the 'Gurd' Company"

Dr. Kildare

The Little King

Dick Tracy. "Hurry!"

Out Our Way

Steve Canyon. "That's it, kids! You can't get into the Caldron bowl without a ticket!"

Art's Gallery

Fritzi Ritz

Reynard the Fox

Cap Stubbs and Tippie. "See?! I told you Mr. Budge wouldn't pay us for getting' his hat when it blew off!"

Family Circus

Sam's Strip

Puck: The Comic Weekly, section 1, p.5

The Small Society. "And another thing that's wrong with the UN!"

Prince Valiant In the Days of King Arthur. Our story: From his tent Nicilos watches the awful results of his scheming

Tiger

Trashman, Agent of the 6th Internat'n'l

Blondie. "Oh, dear! I forgot about those eggs"

Prince Valiant In the Days of King Arthur. Our story: In a pleasant garden in Bagdad Prince Valiant recovers from a knife wound and Arn is now in charge of the caravan

Blondie. "What's all that racket outside?"

Steve Canyon. There are three main groups in the surging mob which formed following the Caldron bowl game…

Out Our Way

Wee Pals

Miss Peach

Miss Peach

Pogo. "What's gone on, Miz Ee-gret?"

The Better Half

Brenda Starr. "It's so beautiful!"

Blondie. "I'm selling the latest scientific device in ant control"

Big Sister. "Wh-where are you taking me, Lafe Dinkle?"

Kerry Drake