Luther. "I'm tired of hearing you complain about the problems of being black!"

Gordo. "I didn't know you smoked!"

Gordo. "Couldn't we just occidently drop a match in it, Pepito?"

Gordo. "C'mon, hurry! I love Tito's bashes!"

Gordo's 1969 Gagmanac

Gordo. "A hen doesn't have to be wet. Dry ones get mad, too!"

Gordo. "Hi Conchita -- Lala -- Maruca! ---You locky gorls! It's me, Gordo! -- I'm bock!"

Gordo. "Quit bathing!"

Luther. "I didn't know your big sister went to college for a year!"

Luther. "Hardcore, you're going to be late for school!"

Luther. "You're just waking up, Pee Wee?"

Luther. "Do you believe that, Luther?"

Luther. "Some people are happy with the way things are, Pee Wee!"

Luther. "Where are you going, Oreo?"

Luther. "If I were a grownup I could vote! I could run for political office!"

Luther. "Everybody has problems, Pee Wee!"

Luther. "Learn to stand on your own to feet, Pee Wee!"

Luther. "Did you tell Santa Claus what you want?"

Luther. "School is boring!"

Luther. "Grr!"

Luther. "Listen, Pee Wee!"

Luther. "I sure wish I had better luck, Luther!"

Luther. "I banged it on the occasional table in our dining room, Oreo!"

Luther. "I wonder if being unhappy is what makes Pee Wee happy!"

Luther. "Be cool, Oreo!"

Luther. "People keep coming here from all over the world!"

Luther. "Did you write a 'summer vacation was fun' composition, DC?"

Luther. "Hi there, beautiful!"

Luther. "How are you doing in school this semester, Pee Wee?"

Luther. "Hold it right there, Hardcore!"

Luther. "What are all those X's and O's?"

Luther. "Hardcore..."

Luther. "Oh, oh! We'd better go the other way!"

Luther. "Ho hum! We just won another game, Luther!"

Luther. "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

Luther. "Decimals?"

Luther. "I wish you dudes would stop putting my business in the street!"

Luther. "Get off my case about school!"

Luther. "Since you decided to become a superstar, your school work has suffered!"

Luther. "I have to go inside now, Oreo!"

Luther. "What a mess!"

Luther. "Your uncle is sick?"

Luther. "Oreo! I heard you had a bad cold!"

Luther. "It's Christmas Eve!"

Luther. "Oreo gave you a cake for Christmas?"

Luther. "I'm going to cash this check I got from Santa Claus!"

Luther. "You didn't do very well in the spelling bee, Pee Wee?"

Luther. "Pee Wee, every time I see you you've hurt yourself!"

Luther. "The president wants us to be less dependent on foreign oil!"