National (Black) Guards

Anticipation. Honi soit qui mal y pense

Nouvelle Carte d'Europa Dressee pour 1870

La Belle Assemblee

Der Erfte Friedensruf

A great fighting people again

Neighborly Greetings

Draisiennes dites Velocipedes, Chevaux portatifs et economiques inventes hors de France

Il y A Maux Et Mots

La Bande De Garantie

Nullus Aut Caesar

Victor-Emmanuel III, Roi D'Italie

"En Garde!"

What? Bormann here in Argentina? That's ridiculous!

"Danke schon!"

Spirit's Lost

Fantastic precision G.O.P. committee men directed by Republican Chairman

Hello, my name is Clarence "Bud" Brown and I'd like to discuss the fresh ideas I will bring to the governor's office

I am blind; I am deaf; I am the president of a major U.S. auto company

Say hello to Tom Moody, mayor of Columbus

Habib's Bomb Disposal, Inc.

Solidarity: a small bird found mainly in Poland. Harmless and fond of repression.

Holy mackerel, Andy...I've been re-elected!

What's all this nonsense about state fair attendance being down this year? Look at this line! All these people waiting in line to get into the fair...Boy, Ohio's in better shape than you think...

This is an all-time high...I'm even beginning to understand Reaganomics!

[Dems]

Leonid Breshnev 1907-82

...Well, yeah, I guess it does kind of go against tradition...but when you think about it, it makes sense to hand out these rather than diplomas...

Control?...We're in big trouble...; Nancy?...Nancy?...What was the noise?...

I am the ghost of spending past...

...Well, hah-hah, our panel is stumped...so will the real Rev. Jerry Falwell please stand up...

Look guys...the mayor was so proud of our post-Michigan game work he bought us new uniforms!

Look at this Elma...A police officer accused of robbery...You can't even trust the cops anymore. What next?...

Why should Ohio State raise tuition by 50 cents and give USG an extra $15,000? USG deserves the money for the following reasons...

Johnny can't read...Ronnie can't lead

You're a free man, Lech Walesa

[M]

If you don't quit screwing around and throw the goddam ball I'm gonna break your neck!!!

Mommy...the President is on tv. He says that the state of the union is good. He says that the economy is getting better. He says more people will get jobs...

What? The EPA has lister the White House on its list of the 418 worst hazardous dump sites? But why? What do we have here that could be considered waste?...

President Jennings?...Dick Celeste here. I just called to tell you your free-spending days are over...

Boy, there's nothing like a hunting trip. The early morning air...the wind whistling softly through the still pines...

And here, to outline the President's budget proposals, are the Republican economic advisors...

Twinkle, twinkle, little star...How I wonder what you are...Up above the world so high...Like a diamond in the sky...

Mr. President? I think the Pentagon may be a little peeved about your cuts in the defense budget...

[Tax increase band-aids]

My god, Carstairs...look! The last spot of grass on campus! It's the perfect place to erect the Woody Hayes Memorial Culture Center and bowling alley. The parking lot we were going to build it on is saved!

Now that's the sort of thing that could really put a damper on these disarmament talks...

...It Conveniently Runs Out of Gas and Only Has a Backseat...