Sappo. "Woman, you can't use a rolling pin on Henry Squits and make him like it" / Thimble Theatre. "Do you mean to say that after you drink a certain amount of our joy-producing mineral water that it will cause whiskers to grow on the end of your nose all of a sudden"

Sappo. "The title of this wonderful piece of futuristic art is 'Bullfrog on toadstool' by Mrs. Sappo" / Thimble Theatre. "Nothing but sand, cacti, bones and silly lookin' rocks - and not a drop to drink"

Sappo. "Here's the situation" / Thimble Theatre. "Ham, are you feeling as low as I am?"

Sappo. "Mr. Squits I am going to marry Mrs. Sappo" / Thimble Theatre. "The chief has loosened up and allowed Castor to drink laughing water with him"

Sappo. "I'll hide this dummy of myself here among the rocks then I'll go call Myrtle" / Thimble Theatre. "Say, Bozo, you only got one leg ain'tcha?"

Sappo. "So you've got a job selling hair grower" / Thimble Theatre. "Go on, Snits— don't wait for me, I'm not coming"

Sappo. "Everything is fine now" / Thimble Theatre. "The effect of that laughing water has worn off"

Sappo. "There he is— still hanging around" / Thimble Theatre. "We ought to quit this business"

Sappo. "To-night I will teach Myrtle the lesson of her life" / Thimble Theatre. "Castor and Ham cashed their gold and went into business at 'Whoopee Gulch'"

Sappo. "Mrs. Sappo, I hear you've invested your inheritance in a rolling pin factory" / Thimble Theatre. "This is a wild, rough country, Ham"

Sappo. "Myrtle and John have made up" / Thimble Theatre. "Ham Gravy is the victim of desert madness"

Sappo. "Myrtle and I have been married to each other twice" / Thimble Theatre. "Business is good! How much have we taken in Ham?"

Sappo. "Myrtle busted me with a rolling pin and our cartoonist roomer got an idea out of it and gave her fifty bucks" / Thimble Theatre. "Now we gotcha!!!"

Sappo. "What a break!" / Thimble Theatre. "Well - there it is, Castor. We're rich!"

Sappo. "When I threatened to leave her I had no idea she'd let me go" / Thimble Theatre. "We haven't been on our horse yet. Why don't you ride him?"

Sappo. "All she does is paint! Paint! Paint!" / Thimble Theatre. "Look at the poor fellow. He's gone goofy!"

Sappo. "John, why not invite Mr. Squeem, our cartoonist roomer, down for dinner?" / Thimble Theatre. "That was a fine trick my wife played on me"

Sappo. "No money coming in - gee it's tough to be out of a job" / Thimble Theatre. "Ouw!! I must have food! Must! Must!"

Sappo. "My own invention" / Thimble Theatre. "No wonder everybody thinks I'm Bill Snag"

Sappo. "See the new wig, Myrtle?" / Thimble Theatre. "Dear wife - guess you think I'm dead or something"

Sappo. "I was only kidding him when I said he was a natural born artist" / Thimble Theatre. "Wish we could find another barrel cactus"

Sappo. "He's figuring on going to the neighbor's poker party tonight" / Thimble Theatre. "My name's 'Hooey', Professor Hooey"

Sappo. "I admit I like to gamble" / Thimble Theatre. "Ham, stay with me here in this great big out-of-doors"

Sappo. "John, the Grand View rooming house is 'full up' and they want to know if we'll take a roomer" / Thimble Theatre. "I'm telling you, this is a prehistoric spot which has lived through the ages - this may be a prehistoric canary"

Sappo. "I'll admit I'm not a painter but I know art when I see it" / Thimble Theatre. "Why doesn't he write?"

Sappo. "You've been making me think you wanted to become an escape artist" / Thimble Theatre. "Gee, what strange looking cliffs!"

Sappo. "I break my back making garden, and the neighbor's chickens dig up the seeds as fast as I plant 'em" / Thimble Theatre. "Castor and Snits still lost in the Great American Desert"

Sappo. "I feel great in this new outfit" / Thimble Theatre. "Ever since I bought this lake from you, you've done nothing but snicker"

Sappo. "John, there's a big sale on today, today only" / Thimble Theatre. "I've called up every hardware store in the neighborhood and they're all out of window glass"

Sappo. "John has been dead four months" / Thimble Theatre. "Listen, I'm not going to marry into that Indian tribe just to get in on that 'liquid joy' mineral spring which they own"

Sappo. "I've got a hunch that my wife is through with me for good" / Thimble Theatre. "This horse is worse than the other one we had - mean as they make 'em"

Sappo. "That man takes up the silliest hobbies" / Thimble Theatre. "If Bill Snag, the terrible bad man who looks like me, ever finds me, it'll be good-by Castor and I'm sure he's looking for me"

Sappo. "The Fishing Club is offering a $50.00 main prize in their 'big fish' contest" / Thimble Theatre. "Everybody runs from me! Look at that big "he" gunman go!"

Sappo. "I said you're wasting your time studying hypnotism!!" / Thimble Theatre. "Here's another poster"

Sappo. "Just a minute, Bill" / Thimble Theatre. "Look at her go-fifty miles an hour!"

Sappo. "Oh, the brute" / Thimble Theatre. "Let's ride him to town, Ham"

Sappo. "My trick box has worked great so far" / Thimble Theatre. "Hoo-ray! Look, Castor, I have discovered a new flower - it will make me famous"

Sappo. "Why wasn't I born lucky like our cartoonist roomer?" / Thimble Theatre. "I can't see anything wonderful about this old desert"

Sappo. "She said she'd be home at 'eleven' and it's two a.m" / Thimble Theatre. "I'll be back in a few weeks, Cylinda"

Sappo. "Smatter Mr. Squeem can't you get an idea for your comic strip?" / Thimble Theatre. "Listen, daddy, I love Castor Oyl, he's a nice little fellow"

Sappo. "Studies hypnotism every spare minute he gets" / Thimble Theatre. "I can't help it if I look like you - I can't help that, Mr. Snag"

Sappo. "Biggest fish I ever saw-- and he put up some scrap!" / Thimble Theatre. "It can't be- still it looks like him"

Sappo. "All she does is paint pictures!" / Thimble Theatre. "Lost in the great American desert, and not a drop to drink- ouw!"

Sappo. "I'll be dangled if I'll sleep out again to-night" / Thimble Theatre. "If you're asking me, I'll say he's just a no good animal"

Sappo. "Modernistic art - where do you get that stuff?!" / Thimble Theatre. "You had no bloomin' right to strike me for taking a foot bawth"

Sappo. "There's that big sap bringing my wife flowers again" / Thimble Theatre. "Whatcha got in the pot chief?"

Sappo. "How's your cartoonist roomer, Sappo?" / Thimble Theatre. "But, Mr. Smith, why are you bringing me away out here in the desert?"

Sappo. "He is gone - I am a widow" / Thimble Theatre. "If we want to make good with our fat lady show we'll have to go into the hottest and most unbearable part of the desert where people are skinny"

Sappo. "Won't your wife crown you when you get home, Sappo?" / Thimble Theatre. "Our business is a flop"