Guindon. "Again this year, Mother's Day beats Father's Day by five weeks"

Guindon. "Before. After. Way Later"

Guindon. "Fame is be fleeting"

Guindon. "Field testing an early version of the Heimlich maneuver"

Guindon. "Guess your weight lady?"

Guindon. "How can you say 'never say never' without saying never twice?"

Guindon. "How was the film?"

Guindon. "If market forces are so effective how come restaurants never have a sale on vegetables near closing time?"

Guindon. "If the movies are to be believed, few brown baggers are as generous as coroners"