Bloom County. Today: Ms. Leona O'Conner, exec. vice president of Bloom County, Inc. will tell a funny political joke

Bloom County. The various males of Bloom County dream of the ideal female they hope will join their world soon

Bloom County. "Yo! Giant purple snorklewacker!"

Bloom County. "You mean to say that you're St. Nick, alias 'Santa Claus'?"

Bloom County. "Wham!"

Bloom County. "We married Lizzie 'The lizard' blackhead?!"

Bloom County. "Utzaake!"

Bloom County. "Tonight: further revelations regarding candidate Spuds Mackenzie"

Bloom County. "This is where we work?"