Steve Canyon. "Colonel Canyon, welcome to Maumee University"

Steve Canyon. "Back to school! To cram on patriotism!"

Steve Canyon. "Colonel Canyon, the student lecture group at Maumee University…"

Steve Canyon. "Ladies and gentlemen, our speaker is Colonel Stevenson Burton Canyon…"

Steve Canyon. "Ladies and gentlemen, Jesus Christ was not a patriot in the dictionary sense…"

Steve Canyon. "General Camphill, I-uh---"

Steve Canyon. "First fuel stop!..We're using more than I estimated!"

Steve Canyon. "Dr. Benn, you want to see me?"

Steve Canyon. "Jenny! Here comes that poor Col. Canyon to ask about his lost wife"

Steve Canyon. Steve and Summer are dreaming

Steve Canyon. Steve is startled when Queen Snowflower spanks her daughter as if she were a naughty child…

The Gay Thirties

Steve Canyon. "You ask for a blonde weesh-wash seano-een!"

Steve Canyon. "Rahmen knows how careless I am…"

Steve Canyon. …Poteet, Bitsy and Thud just barely make it to --

Steve Canyon. "Thud, with the best of luck we'll barely make it to Caldron by game time!"

Steve Canyon. "Bitsy! What happened to Thud?"

Steve Canyon. "Mistahs Canyon! And mink of Incredible Films, Ltd, in Hollywood!"

Steve Canyon. "Polly! Where are you?"