Steve Canyon. "That's it, kids! You can't get into the Caldron bowl without a ticket!"

Steve Canyon. "Now, meestair Canyon! I am ready!"

Steve Canyon. "As ees custom een Hollywood new actresses ready to kees weeth producers!"

Steve Canyon. There are three main groups in the surging mob which formed following the Caldron bowl game…

Steve Canyon. "Dorry, I don't need to ask how it went at the university today…"

Steve Canyon. "Polly! Where are you?"

Steve Canyon. "Mistahs Canyon! And mink of Incredible Films, Ltd, in Hollywood!"

Steve Canyon. "Bitsy! What happened to Thud?"

Steve Canyon. "Thud, with the best of luck we'll barely make it to Caldron by game time!"

Steve Canyon. …Poteet, Bitsy and Thud just barely make it to --

Steve Canyon. "Rahmen knows how careless I am…"

Steve Canyon. "You ask for a blonde weesh-wash seano-een!"

The Gay Thirties

Steve Canyon. Steve is startled when Queen Snowflower spanks her daughter as if she were a naughty child…

Steve Canyon. Steve and Summer are dreaming

Steve Canyon. "Jenny! Here comes that poor Col. Canyon to ask about his lost wife"

Steve Canyon. "Dr. Benn, you want to see me?"

Steve Canyon. "First fuel stop!..We're using more than I estimated!"

Steve Canyon. "General Camphill, I-uh---"

Steve Canyon. "Ladies and gentlemen, Jesus Christ was not a patriot in the dictionary sense…"

Steve Canyon. "Ladies and gentlemen, our speaker is Colonel Stevenson Burton Canyon…"

Steve Canyon. "Colonel Canyon, the student lecture group at Maumee University…"

Steve Canyon. "Colonel Canyon, welcome to Maumee University"

Steve Canyon. "Back to school! To cram on patriotism!"

Steve Canyon. "I should have expected to meet wolves on the way to coyote country!"