Sappo. "What a mess!!" / Thimble Theatre. "A desert spring - unknown to the world - a strange, almost magical, spring owned by a tribe of Indians"

Sappo. "Woman, you can't use a rolling pin on Henry Squits and make him like it" / Thimble Theatre. "Do you mean to say that after you drink a certain amount of our joy-producing mineral water that it will cause whiskers to grow on the end of your nose all of a sudden"

Sappo. "The title of this wonderful piece of futuristic art is 'Bullfrog on toadstool' by Mrs. Sappo" / Thimble Theatre. "Nothing but sand, cacti, bones and silly lookin' rocks - and not a drop to drink"

Sappo. "Here's the situation" / Thimble Theatre. "Ham, are you feeling as low as I am?"

Sappo. "Mr. Squits I am going to marry Mrs. Sappo" / Thimble Theatre. "The chief has loosened up and allowed Castor to drink laughing water with him"

Sappo. "Everything is fine now" / Thimble Theatre. "The effect of that laughing water has worn off"

Sappo. "All she does is paint! Paint! Paint!" / Thimble Theatre. "Look at the poor fellow. He's gone goofy!"

Sappo. "No money coming in - gee it's tough to be out of a job" / Thimble Theatre. "Ouw!! I must have food! Must! Must!"

Sappo. "I was only kidding him when I said he was a natural born artist" / Thimble Theatre. "Wish we could find another barrel cactus"