Li'l Abner. Where There's Life, There's No Soap -

Li'l Abner. All Those Endearing Young Swine -

Li'l Abner. I'm in Love With You-Money

Li'l Abner. "Go SURFING, naturally!!"

Li'l Abner. "TOO LATE!! - The general stiffens, too!!"

Li'l Abner. "The U.S. psychiatrist-general goes on T.V."

Li'l Abner. A Star Is Born -

Li'l Abner. "Was he the STUPIDEST man alive?"

Li'l Abner. "Students!! - Caves of this type were the homes of the 'HAIRY PRIMITIVUS'!!"