The Sacramentans. "Well! As I live and breathe! Identical twins!"

The Sacramentans. "Hello, young man… I represent the Ajax Book of Facts… Is your mother in?"

The Sacramentans. "Hello, Fred… Got something new?"

The Sacramentans. "Did you see my busted flashlight, Mom?"

The Sacramentans. "This morning, I want you all to write a composition entitled: 'WHAT I WOULD DO IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS'"

The Sacramentans. "Blooper, did you ever think you might like to have a new little baby brother or sister?"

The Sacramentans. "You'll love this picnic, Blooper - I make all my meals from natural food grown right here in the Sacramento Valley"

The Sacramentans. "Come on, Everett… Please take another bite!"

The Sacramentans. "What's up, Blooper? You look like you almost got hit by a freight train!!"

The Sacramentans. "No more excuses, young man! I want you to take your bath instantly - if not sooner!"

The Sacramentans. "There goes the richest man in Sacramento - He's really got it made!"

The Sacramentans. "I expect a big year in 1974 so I'd better start lining up some extra help!"

The Sacramentans, "Hi, Mr. Horace! How's your appetite, today?"

The Sacramentans. "WOW! You didn't even get ONE 'A' on your report card … All 'C's!"

The Sacramentans. "Blooper! You're just the person I've been looking for…"

The Sacramentans. "If Hugo can hang by his heels for just two more minutes he'll have set a WORLD'S RECORD!"

The Sacramentans. "What's the meaning of all these birds?!"

The Sacramentans. "Hi, Mom!"

The Sacramentans. "WOW! What a talent!"

The Sacramentans. "Here's th' fight you've all been waiting for, friends… Joey Jackson versus Biff Brogan!!"

The Sacramentans. "Good afternoon, Ma'am… I represent the 'Sports World' magazine - We're conducting a sports survey in Sacramento and I wonder if you'd mind answering a few questions…"

The Sacramentans. "Pesky mosquito!"

The Sacramentans. "Good morning, Mrs. Chapman... I'm your new newspaper carrier salesman... Blooper is my name and service is my game!!"

The Sacramentans. "BLOOPER!"

The Sacramentans. "I am returning the composition papers you wrote last Friday, children ... Your grades are marked at the top."

The Sacramentans. "Hi, Bloop... What are you up to?"

The Sacramentans. "What a MESS! What are you doing?!"

The Sacramentans. "Hold it, you kids! ... No football until AFTER the dishes are washed!"

The Sacramentans. "I'm sorry, young man, but I don't believe your collateral is sufficient to justify a loan of $1.35 until Friday!"

The Sacramentans. "Get inside, you kids, if you want to see today's newscast… It's just beginning"

The Sacramentans. "Great start, Blooper! He didn't lay a glove on you!"

The Sacramentans. "Greetings, music lover! I have in my left hand an ocarina… Sometimes vulgarly referred to as a 'SWEET POTATO'!"

The Sacramentans. "Going fishing, Blooper?"

The Sacramentans. "How ya coming, Bloop?"

The Sacramentans. "Pop, Joey's on the phone and he wants me to come over to his house…"

The Sacramentans. "Good heavens! Here's a perfectly good ball of cord… But how did it get so knotted up?!"

The Sacramentans. "I'd like to see some snappy linoleum, sir"

The Sacramentans. "Then Dr. Dingleberry went blind while performing the operation and Dr. Tosspot took over the scalpel but he had been drinking and…"

The Sacramentans. "What's the meaning of all these birds?!"

The Sacramentans. "Hello, Amy… Would you mind looking after Blooper for an hour or two?... I have to go Camellia Festival meeting… Fine, I'll bring him right over…"

The Sacramentans. "There isn't any licorice left, if that's what you are looking for!"

The Sacramentans. "Pop, will you tell me a story about the Gold Rush days?"

The Sacramentans. "Courage, men! There's a sail on the horizon! It looks like the good ships, Delta King!! Batten down the poop deck, you swabs … The barometer is falling!!"

The Sacramentans. "Tomorrow is Joey's birthday and I can't think of a suitable gift to get for him… I've been all over Sacramento!!"

The Sacramentans. "Where are the kids?"

The Sacramentans. "Hey, kid! You're supposed to throw the paper on the porch… NOT in the shrubbery!"

The Sacramentans. "I'll bet you're carrying that umbrella just in case we run into a masher..."

The Sacramentans. "WELL! Who do we have here - shoeless Joe Jackson or a Lodi grape-treader?!"

The Sacramentans. "What does that mean?"

The Sacramentans. "What a beautiful day and what a joy to see all the little shavers romping in the park!"

Misdirected effort

Do you know me? I'm a USG official. I don't do too much that's worthwhile, so I'm not readily recognized...

Bringing Up Father. "By golly, if you got paid fer cryin', you'd be rich!"

Gasoline Alley. "No, I don't shoot birds. I like to hear 'em sing"

Gasoline Alley. "There's more than one way to skin a cat, as the saying goes"

Gasoline Alley. "Unca Walt, can I go over an' play with Jean?"

A Dog's Life. "Well Willie old girl I'm home"

Gasoline Alley. "Unca Walt! Did you bring me anything?"

Bringing Up Father. "You know-Dugan-I miss the good old days!"

Gasoline Alley. "Look, Unca Walt"

Gasoline Alley. "Look, Unca Walt, at a steam engine in a book"

Gasoline Alley. "Ooh lookie! Wait maybe Skeex get some"

Alley Oop. "Mercy on us! King Guz in there with that terrible creature!"

Gasoline Alley. "Young fella, I'm going to count three and if you're not up I'm going to annihilate you"

Gasoline Alley. "He put up a great fight. Walt came near losing him twice"

Gasoline Alley. "Unca Walt naughty, Skeex go way never come back any more"

Gasoline Alley. "Unca Walt make shadow pictures for Skeex"

Gasoline Alley. "Is New Years over, Auntie Bossom?"

Gasoline Alley. "It's hard going, Skeezix. Almost a jungle"

Gasoline Alley. "No, Skeezix, things are not dead, they're only sleeping and they're almost ready to wake up"

Alley Oop. "Thanks to our little bird's big voice, we've got enough axes to go back in business"

Alley Oop. "Here, Ooola! Lemme do that for ya"

Alley Oop. "Jus' lookit th' mud all over my nice, new duds that Umpateedle fixed up for me!"

Alley Oop. "Boyoboy! If ol' Foozy could see me now!"

Alley Oop. "Say, Foozy -we've been getting' lotsa calls for dinosaur meat- don'tcha reckon we'd better go out an' get one?"

Alley Oop. "I wanta big dinosaur, sure enough- But thatun's too big an' much too tough"

Alley Oop. "Hey, Foozy- here's a couple of these stale ol' dinosaur eggs that aint busted"

Alley Oop. "Now, since Guz's renigged on his deal, an' returned all our axes, I'm inclined to feel, it'll be okay if Oop can't stop this war with all these munitions we've got stacked on th' floor--"

Alley Oop. "D'ya feel awright now, Guz?"

Alley Oop. "Ooh, my shoulder- gosh, I ache all over"

Alley Oop. "Danged if I can figger how my pal, Foozy, ever expects t'do anything with that dumb lookin' axe he fixed up"

Alley Oop. A Dizzy Sock!

Bringing Up Father. "Does that person work in Mr. Jigg's office?"

Alley Oop. "What's the idea staying here now that we've cleaned up this nest of Japs?"

The Ambassador. The Ambassador goes golfing

The Ambassador. To Ride or Be Carried That Is the Question

The Ambassador. There's Trouble Afoot in Court

The Ambassador. Visit to the zoo

The Ambassador. Metamorphosis of a Statesman

The Ambassador. Joe's Flop-house

The Ambassador. "For the Ambassador"

The Ambassador. "The Queen desires that you attend the banquet in honor of General Jabkidni"

The Ambassador. "Z-z-z-z-z-z"

The Ambassador. "The Queen desires your attendance at the Ambassadorial Reception"

The Ambassador. "Gentlemen, this document depends upon the Prime Minister's signature"

The Ambassador. Cleaning day

The Ambassador. "Her Majesty the Queen"

The Ambassador. "I can't do a thing with little Edsel"

The Ambassador. "Where's the Ambassador?"