Tricks Upon Travellers

Fortune Teller Luxor the Great

Somebody else will be marooned in the desert if the rail strike isn't soon settled

...if you listen closely you can hear the sound of the E.P.A. caving in to the oil lobby...'

Oil spills

Why should we worry? If the air doesn't get you...the water will!

Vital road work pygmy owl

Revenge of the environment

40 years of Earth Day, but the planet is more poisoned than ever.

By Golly, you're right- That is a California condor!

If trees, birds and squirrels gave campaign contributions-

Welcome to Redwood National Park

Earth Day

..Tuesday...Wednesday...Thursday...Friday...Saturday...

It's gotta be under here somewhere...

H.E.W. helps ban DDT

Earth Day

Did you know that by the late 1980's pollution will have inadvertently cause the total extinction of a thousand different animal species?

Nature walk

The garbage is fine!!

Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it

'Wish They'd Make Up Their Minds!'

"What is dis…"

Toxic Chemical Proliferation

In 1806 Lt. Zebulon M. Pike convinced the Pawnees that they could not have two flags...

I'm a feminist.

Elite Scum Class

McCain's TV ads declare: "As a P.O.W., John McCain was inspired by Ronald Reagan."

What a bummer!

Show Deterrence Work

They put a bag over my head

I'm sick of the partisan bickering in Washington.

What if Mike Huckabee were a fundamentalist Hindu?

Rudy Giuliani doesn't want to waterboard everyone

See? If we don't fight them there, we have to fight them here!

Even an idiot is right every 10 presidential elections

Why is the Dalai Lama such a wimp?

Bush reaches out to radical Islam

Senator Chris Dodd used a personal 'hold' to block a bill that would have legalized spying against U.S. citizens

Should I resign?

Only in 100

Gotta finish the job

Global warming forces revision of stereotype-based urban legends

There's no plan b- hang in there, man!

Pussy Willow. "Kitty! Here, Pussy Willow!"

Gordo. "THOMP CLOMP CLONK"

Cuties. "I'm sorry Edgar, but the man I marry must be a veterinarian!"

Gordo. I'm ONE cat who hates jazz, man!

Gordo. "Let's be sensible about thees 'curse' beezness, Toti!"

Gordo's 1968 Gagmanac

Gordo's 1969 Gagmanac

Gordo. "I didn't know you smoked!"

Gordo. "Eureka!"

Gordo. "A hen doesn't have to be wet. Dry ones get mad, too!"

Gordo. "A well-edited cage lining is the sine qua non of the well-informed bird."

Gordo. "C'mon, hurry! I love Tito's bashes!"

Gordo. "Noah! Where are you now that we need you?"

Gordo. "Children! Siesta time!"

Gordo. "Wook, Misty Lopez! For catchin' birdies, pepper on dey heads is better'n salt on dey tails!"

Gordo. "No volunteers for Earth? Then I'll have to order some of you there! Sorry!"

Gordo. "Whew I need a postage meter!"

Gordo. "Hi Conchita -- Lala -- Maruca! ---You locky gorls! It's me, Gordo! -- I'm bock!"

Gordo. "Couldn't we just occidently drop a match in it, Pepito?"

Gordo. "Get lost, poet!---I saw her forst!"

Gordo. "Music for your pleasure, Mees Davis!"

Gordo. "Here we are! Back where we started!"

Gordo. "Just drop the cartridge in --- ---that's it!"

Gordo. "You made it! How was it?"

Gordo. "Summer time and the livin' is eeeasy…"

Gordo. "Quit bathing!"

Gordo. "Good sakes, Gordo, you got mail from jost everywhere! ---Here's wan from Weesconsin! Where's those?"

Luther. "Everything that happens now seems to be planned..."

Luther. "What's wrong with Pee Wee now, Luther?"

Luther. "That history test was rough!"

Luther. "It's getting late, Pee Wee!"

Luther. "You're just waking up, Pee Wee?"

Luther. "Hardcore, you're going to be late for school!"

Luther. "Here, have a cookie that Mary Frances and I just made from a recipe in the cookbook I got as a Christmas gift!"

Luther. "I thought your mom bought a tree already, Pee Wee!"

Luther. "Why wouldn't they let us in the theater, Luther?"

Luther. "Mary Frances!"

Luther. "You went to see a horror movie?"

Luther. "Some people are happy with the way things are, Pee Wee!"

Luther. "Th lunchroom lady has a green thumb, Luther!"

Luther. "Why is the U.N. in such a mess?"

Luther. "I didn't know your big sister went to college for a year!"

Luther. "This is ridiculous, Mary Frances!"

Luther. "Where are you going, Oreo?"

Luther. "Just because he doesn't have a job doesn't mean he shouldn't keep up with what's going on, Oreo!"

Luther. "Hurry, Pee Wee! You'll be late for school!"

Luther. "I see your big sister is getting bigger and bigger, Mary Frances!"

Luther. "For someone who has no job...your uncle certainly does live it up, Hardcore!"

Luther. "Money, money, money! You're always talking about money!"

Luther. "Oreo, I think we should have a little talk!"

Luther. "You look puzzled, Luther!"

Luther. "Oreo isn't easy to talk to, Luther!"

Luther. "Don't take everything so seriously!"

Luther. "Mary Frances, you and Oreo don't have to agree on everything to have a talk!"

Luther. "What's wrong with you now, Pee Wee?"